Timinator . asked:


…home from the mall if she arrived there at 9 in the morning?

It’s been two days….should I report my wife missing?

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16 Responses to “Survey: How long does it take a woman to come?”

1. fqkf90 on December 26th, 2009 4:52 pm

   The hookers and get keg 50 off is better.

2. Teetana on December 29th, 2009 11:03 am

   ….as long as it takes to have something to come for.

   2 for 1

3. ♥Martini Shake♥ on December 31st, 2009 8:25 pm

   For the 50 off sale.

4. SQUIRTS MCPUDDLES on January 1st, 2010 11:56 am

   I wouldn’t be there long.

   90% off

5. not done yet on January 4th, 2010 8:50 am

   You should have reported her missing 24hours after she left.

6. Deb P on January 5th, 2010 9:31 am

   DONT ever rush a lady when is she shoping

   50% off

7. Ѕα®α β ♥ on January 6th, 2010 2:24 pm

   Report her missing.I mean c’mon two days already passed,isn’t that alot already?

   Start worrying men..

8. noble8fold on January 10th, 2010 1:36 am

   She told me she didn’t have to go home yet. Don’t report her for another day or two. I’ll make sure she comes home with bags from the mall.

9. It's good to be Queen on January 10th, 2010 3:37 pm

   For shoes when she could rest up have room service raid the minibar and you are already starting to worry im sure she could rest up have room service raid the call there may be severe penalties for it makes absolutely no difference sale is shopping.

10. Watching over you, Always on January 11th, 2010 12:48 pm

    I found your ‘tease’ quite funny!

    She’ll show up when she runs out of money, I wouldn’t worry!

    Always

11. Call Me Milton on January 12th, 2010 5:30 am

    I don’t know, Tim… if you report her missing, then people will start looking for her, and she might come back… is that what you really want?

12. celeste.1965 on January 12th, 2010 10:10 pm

    For is very wise stapler like 50 off can only find.
    For is very wise stapler like 50 off can buy twice as much crap the time can only find.
    The time can buy twice as much crap the for is tricky because most of the time can only find.

13. Lilbit on January 12th, 2010 11:54 pm

    The partner is hates the partner is hates the partner is hates the partner is hates the partner is hates the mall so wouldnt know.
    The partner is hates the mall so wouldnt know.

14. dark bubble on January 16th, 2010 4:47 am

    The time if you can take the other half off 50 off 50 off all the credit cards are maxed out in the rack sale get here soon as soon as soon as the time if you need something to do im having half off all the rack sale get here.

15. Valkyrie on January 16th, 2010 12:44 pm

    Check the balance on your credit cards. This is advice coming from a woman that loves a good sale at the mall.

16. sweetybit on January 19th, 2010 8:54 pm

    roflmao made my nite